Rouge Angles of Satin/Quotes
Your spell check off may end up using a word that you had absolutely no detention of using, because, I mean, what do you want it to douche, you know? No, it only does what you tell it to douche! You're the one who's sitting in front of the computer scream with your hand on the mouth going "clit, clit, clit". —Taylor Mali, "The The Impotence Of Proofreading"
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Castle: 'Your' should be you apostrophe R-E, not Y-O-U-R. That's not even a tough one like when to use 'who' or 'whom.' |
"Dis chapter is xtremely scary: VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISED" —An author's note in My Immortal.
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Eye halve a spelling chequer |
Canon AND CANNON ARE DIFFERENT FREAKING WORDS, AND IF YOU TELL US ABOUT HOW SOME STORY IS "NOT CANNON" ONE MORE TIME, WE WILL MURDER YOU. WITH A CANNON. Starting with whoever was responsible for Classics Megatron's packaging. |
Q: Dear Ann Landers, Sum won tolled me wee wood knot knead two learn how too spell because computers wood dew it four us. Eye disagree. Dew ewe? —Ann Landers column
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