Runaways (comics)/Funny

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  • Issue 25 of Vol. 2 It... makes sense in context.

Nico: I told you like ten times to stay out of my stuff.
Molly: But we're heisting! Why couldn't you wear normal-person stockings anyway? I'm gonna have waffle-face.

  • During the Teenage Wasteland arc, some convenience store robbers(who turn out to be something else entirely) confuse the gang with Power Pack, a much earlier group of kid superheroes
  • The opening scene in Vol. 1 where The Avengers start acting bizarrely out of character during a mission to stop the Incredible Hulk from destroying The White House. It turns out that it's just Alex playing an MMORPG with his online friends. Actually scratch that, all of the opening scenes introducing the main characters and their families are quite humorous as well.
  • "Why aren't you awesomed by me?!"
  • In the second volume of Runaways, Victor tries to do a Fastball Special with Molly. Molly is the strongest member of the team. Guess who turns out to be Wolverine.
  • Molly taking on Eli Roston. (Also a Crowning Moment of Awesome.)

Molly: You. Bad man. *Megaton Punch* Me. Bad ass!

Chase: K Kcht. Eagle One to German guys from Die Hard, what is your position? KK Rrzt. This is German Guys, we are splitting up a bazillion dollars in diamonds and primo weed while you freeze your ass off up there pretending you have a walkie talkie, over. KHHHT.