Russell Brand/Funny

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  • The entirety of his appearances with Noel Fielding on Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2006 & 2007. Really, all of it.
  • Russell's stand-up from The Secret Policeman's Ball is very memorable.

"I kind of think of it as like a friend, but do any of you have a friend that you just like, fucking HATE?"
"...an ex con has revealed...Oh, lets not query that source!"
"If you're going to have a father figure...IN PRISON...it's probably best to have one who ain't also a pedophile. He may abuse that position."
"Dave? Dave. You're not a bright man, are you mate? Never speak again. You are essentially, an oxygen thief."

  • A lot of funny ones.

Letter: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!
Russell:(Grins and holds up paper) I'm Russell!