Sadly Mythtaken/Quotes

"You take a lot of stories--that I've read in a hundred different places--and you roll them up into one big fat ridiculous lie!"

—Lizzie, The Rainmaker

"Yes, Hera; the jealous bitch-rage queen who basically embodied the female id would know nothing about these so-called 'emotions'."

—The Nostalgia Chick, on Xanadu

Tomo: But the legend of the suggestion box says that--
Yomi: Legend, my ass!

—Azumanga Daioh

Michael Cole: "Hercules, parting the sea!"
Jerry Lawler: (pause) "I don't think it was Hercules who parted the sea, but..."
Michael Cole: "That's allright, I wasn't going to Heaven anyway."

—WWE Money in the Bank 2010