"Will somebody please cue that bird?!" [Bird flies by]
Samurai Pizza Cats ("Oh yeah!")
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
Samurai Pizza Cats ("Right on!")
They're stamping out crime and you know that ain't baloney
There's Speedy Cerviche, he's the leader of the bunch ("That's right!")
A heckuva fighter makes a heckuva lunch
And little Polly Esther, who's never afraid ("That's me!")
As soon as someone finds the script, we might begin the show
Sit right back, kick up your feet, turn the sound up high
And if you want the full effect, go eat a pizza pie
Samurai Pizza Cats!
Ladies and gentlemen of TV Tropes, please join us in the full Samurai Pizza Cat Fan Club Oath!
The Pizza Cats are Samurai
and I'd like to note:
Their antics take your breath away
Like fur balls in your throat.
We kittens are a special breed
We never call retreat!
Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down
We land upon our feet!
So hail to thee, oh Pizza Cats!
Please ring your little bell
Although you may be pen and ink
We know you'll fight like PIZZA CATS!
Francine: A mysterious force is making people dance wildly and threatening to destroy our entire way of life!
Guido: Must be rap music.