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Scary Movie

  • "WHAZZAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!" That is all.
  • The epilogue with Doofy and the vacuum cleaner.
  • Gail swallows.

Scary Movie 2

Brenda: I'ma piss on your face, and I'ma fart in your mouth, and I'ma shit all over these walls! *beat* Too dirty?

  • The parrot. That is all.

{ { quote| Little ? I'm not little, I'm hung like a bull, lady.}}

Scary Movie 3

  • Brenda and The Oracle faces two characters from The Ring, Samara and her mother, respectively. The utter rediculousness of the bitch fight will make sure that you can never take The Ring seriously ever again.
  • The Architect says, "My wife desperately wanted a child". Cindy responds with, "But she couldn't give birth", which the Architect responds, "Neither could I".
    • "We loved our daughter but she was evil. Made the horses crazy. Killed our puppies. Hid the remote. Really sick shit."
  • The funeral scene.
  • This exchange:

George: Sue?
Sue: Yes?
George: You know your teacher, Miss Brenda?
Sue: Yeah.
George: SHE'S DEAD!
George: Gone forever! Died a horrible, painful death! Gone, gone, gone just like your dog!
Sue: My dog's dead?!
George: I just ran him over with the car when I drove in! Everyone you love around you is dying!
George: AAAHHHH!!
George: AAAHHHH!!

  • George's white hoodie resembles a KKK and does a Hitler salute.

Mahalik: Take off your hood!
George: I know! We're in da hood.

    • *kazoo* "Bitch." *kazoo* "Ho."
  • While Cindy is searching the web, she gets startled by a foghorn in the next scene.
  • The aliens using a knife to look at Cindy's panties and gets turned on.
  • The scene in the cellar where they're attempting to barricade the door. George accidentally jams a large piece of wood into Tom's crotch.

Tom: ARGH! My balls!
George brings him two bowling balls, jamming them into his crotch too.
Tom: No, not those! Jesus!
George approaches him with a statue of Jesus.
Tom: NO!

  • The scene where Cindy is talking to her boss about the crop circles.

Cindy I'm telling you, I sense something about that corn field! Call it Women's Intuition or ESPN or both! But I can tell when danger's near, I just..*walks into microphone, knocking her down and causing a co-worker to trip over her*

Scary Movie 4

"Oh my God, [the aliens] killed the dinosaurs!

    • The entire sequence of Adam Westing with Dr. Phil and Shaq was hilarious.
  • Some homies started smoking some Red Weed. Essentially they're smoking blood.
  • Some homies ended up getting zapped by the rays of the Tripod, leaving nothing but their clothes and bling-bling.