Schlock Mercenary/Trivia

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Doctor Bunnigus: If you don't mind a painkiller dependency, you could be a great detective.

Kaff Tagon: Six fobott'r, two humans, a frellenti, a kreely, a rilla, and an esspee... plus Schlock, that's thirteen.
Tailor: Do we need to hire a burglar?
Kaff Tagon: (Beat) You're using the joke voice, so I think we probably do not.