Scott Pilgrim/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


The Books

  • Any time Wallace gets drunk and starts yelling.
  • The entire scene in Honest Ed's. It has to be seen to be believed. Also:

Todd: The De-Veganization ray! I can dodge this!
But he couldn't.

  • "Hey Scotty, check out my ring!"
    • "Ssscottttt~"
  • Wallace during The Ramona/Envy fight, driving Envy to distraction in the most hilarious ways.

"Get her Ramona! Get her right in her horsey face!"

    • And later...

Envy: Stop hiding behind your precious Wallace!
Ramona: What makes you think I'm hiding behind him?
<Wallace is actually standing right in front of Ramona, apparently oblivious to this fact>
Wallace: Oh, sorry. Am I in the way?

  • What happened after Todd punched Ramona a hole in the moon? About thirty pages of tidal waves.
    • And explosions.
  • Wallace relentlessly taunting Crash and the Boys which starts with this....

Crash: I'm Crash, and these are the Boys!
Wallace: Is that girl a boy, too?
Crash: Yes!
(Trasha flips Wallace off.)

    • And ends with this....

Crash:This is for the guy who keeps shouting at us from the balcony. It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."
Wallace: Cool, a song for me!

Holly: So how hot is the bass player, Joseph?
Joseph: He is as hot as the flames of the hell you bitches are going to.

  • Gideon Gordon Graves. Profession: Asshole
    • Not to mention the running gags of: Gideon Graves, what a dick.
      • Gideon stole the Power of Love! What a dick!
      • After Gideon stabs Ramona What a dick.
  • This:

Scott: Well, at least I... something... you... insult...

Ramona: That's not a good comeback, Scott.

Stephen: Actually, that's pretty good for Scott.

  • How Scott figures out that the fourth evil ex is female? A chick hatches in his brain!
    • Which he follows up by shouting at Ramona "YOU HAD A SEXY PHASE!?"
  • Scott calling Young Neil just "Neil" prompts a caption: "The greatest day of his life."
  • Scott and Gideon's memory cam in volume 6.

(We see chibi versions of characters running through a field)
Knives: scotty ur so hot & sexxy
Scott: o hey thanx
(Later...)
Envy: omigod ur like, such a stud
Scott: yeah totes
(Then with Gideon)
Ramona: babby u lite my fire
Gideon: r u obsessed or what lol

  • From Volume 4:

Wallace: Man, you know, I'm really glad everything worked out for you.
Scott: Me too.
Wallace: ...Because I signed a lease on a place with Mobile like a week and a half ago and you would have been seriously screwed if you wanted to stay!
<Both Scott & Wallace begin to laugh uproariosly. Scott suddenly stops.>
Scott: You bastard.

Wallace: Yeah, so, give me a call sometime, buddy!

  • Scott Pilgrim: Sketchy-ass 24-year-old.

Scott: (to Knives) Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL SEX.

    • And the ensuing make-out session after she rejects him:

IT WAS HORRIBLE. FOR EVERYONE. AND THAT INCLUDES YOU.

      • And the brillant part is, that's exactly correct. Which just makes it funnier.
  • Scott's whole backstory on his last job.
  • Scott Pilgrim: The greatest Prep Chef in Toronto...accidentally botching an order.

Stephen Stills: ... Whatever. They ordered dinner at 10:55, they're getting a salad.

    • Followed shortly by the this exchange:

Scott: (To Stephen Stills) So Julie turned you gay?
Joseph: Seriously, get better friends.

  • Volume 1 has this little gem:

Scott: Hey, Amazon.ca, that's the online bookstore or whatever, right?
Wallace: Yep.
Scott: What's the website for that?
<Wallace is stunned silent.>
Wallace: ...Amazon.ca.
Scott: Cool! Thanks!

  • Volume 3 has Scott and Todd entering into a stare down while everyone else talks about stuff. Then, for no reason, Scott flips his shit all over Todd.

Scott: THAT IS IT! YOU COCKY COCK! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!

  • Stephen begging Hollie's gay roommate Joseph to make an album for Sex Bob-omb in volume 4.

Stephen: Joseph!!! Can you record our album? Sex Bob-omb needs to record an album! We need to take it to the next level! You saw us play in volume 3, right? We aren't all that sucky, right???

Joseph: ...Okay, I'll do it. But only because I find you attractive.

Stephen: I Can Live With That!!!

Julie: ...You know how when a baby is first born it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"

    • Hell, that entire sequence counts. Just their agonised reactions from just being in there is hilarious. And to top it off:

And then Honest Ed's imploded.

  • CLOSURE!
  • This awesome bit from Volume 3.

Kim: "Actually, boys, I'm busy. I've got a hot date tonight."
Scott: "A hot date with a collage you're doing?"
Stephen Stills: "A hot date with a 2000-piece puzzle depicting the Bluenose II?"
Kim: "Okay, did it ever occur to you that I might actually have a date?"
Hilariously awkward pause
Scott: "Kim, you're a hell of a catch."
Stephen Stills: "You're a damn fine woman, Kim. Damn fine."

Kim: "Whatever, let's just play the setlist again, assholes..."

  • Scott, while a drunken Kim professes her love for equally drunk Ramona: "Make out!"
  • And there's this Shout-Out:

Knives: But look at your face! I totally grazed you!
Ramona: How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

  • This funny bit from Volume 3:

Wallace Wells: Ramona, I love you. I'll love you forever. And I have dipping sauce for you! I'll be your dipping sauce bitch!!

  • "Guess who's drunk!"

Scott: I guess Wallace.
Wallace: You guess right.

Scott: So yeah, like I was saying last night, her weak point's on the back of her knees.
Ramona: What? How does that work?
Scott: Um... Well, whenever we were making out, I would-
Ramona: Okay, stop right there.

  • "WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB!!! We are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!!!

Stephen Stills man in black
Kim Pine gothic lolita
Scott Pilgrim guy in a suit purchased at value village
Ramona & Knives: "What the hell are they wearing?"

  • Gideon's dramatic entrance:

Gideon: Scott Pilgrim. Can I just be the first to say... "Nice shirt."?
Scott: (looks at his shirt) What? (back to Gideon) Shut up! You're like the third person to say that! (After Tamara and Stacey)

The Game

"Everything was ruined. It was so great!"

    • Also, after destroying the world and enslaving all the other characters, NS decides to...go home and take a nap. After all, it's been a long day.
  • From Knives' Ending...

"Knives jumped into Scott's arms and kissed him! Suddenly, confetti fell from the sky... It was their wedding day! Knives looked lovely in her gown. All of Scott's friends were there to see... Scott was very confused.