Randy: There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex. [Crowd boos at him] Randy: Big no-no! Big no-no! Sex equals death, okay? Number two. You can never drink or do drugs. [Crowd boos again, and raises their beer bottles] Randy: No, listen! It's a sin! It's an extension of number one. And number three. Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say "I'll be right back." 'Cause you won't be back. Stu: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one? Randy: Yeah, sure. Stu:I'll be right back! Randy: You see, you push the laws, and you end up dead, okay? I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.
