Screw the Rules, I Have Money/Quotes
Impunity, n. |
"You've heard of the Golden Rule, haven't you? 'Whoever has the gold makes the rules.'" —Jafar, Aladdin
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I prey on the innocent. It's how I made my fortune, and, quite frankly, it's fun. —John Bradshaw Layfield, WWE Monday Night Raw
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They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with "just kidding". —Daniel Tosh
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"There is no wall that is high enough to stop a horse with a cart filled with gold." —Philip II of Macedon
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"See, if he was poor, we'd call him crazy. But since he was rich, we just called him sir." —Earl about Chubby Sr., My Name Is Earl
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"Y'know what money can buy? A solid gold gun. That shoots diamond bullets." |
"I'm rich! I can do anything!" |
"There are many things you'll never understand. This is one of them." —Morton, Once Upon a Time in the West
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"And it's very very funny when you've lots and lots of money to be horrible to those with none" —The Chorus of the New York Upper Crust, How to Make your Own Gilbert and Sullivan Opera
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Helena: I'm quite happy to finish my time and pay my debt to society. —The L Word, "Lady of the Lake"
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"Your Holiness," said a Sentry quietly and respectfully,"A diplomat from the Scottish Empire requests an audience." |
"We don't pay taxes. Only little people pay taxes." —Leona Helmsley, the Queen of Mean
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Abbie Carmichael: The laws for the rich are different. |
"Fuck you! I shoot money!" —Million Gunman, No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle
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"Like they say, you can't be too rich, or too evil!" —Bowser Koopa, Super Mario World
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"Crime is for poor people. You don't have to rob a bank when you own it." |
Eames: We need at least a good ten hours. |
"Yaaay, Russia was awesome! ...for the obscenely wealthy. |
Money, it's a hit / Don't give me that do goody-good bullshit... —Pink Floyd, "Money"
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No! I never lose! I'm too rich to lose! —Remy Buxaplenty, The Fairly OddParents storybook "Scout's Honor"
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"I'm incredibly rich, so no one will think of pressing charges." |
"It's a shame rich megalomaniacs are immune from the law. Otherwise, we could just call the police." |
When I think of the good things that life has to give, |
Whose peace do the Goldcloaks enforce when the Hand proclaims one king and the Queen other? [Laughs] The man who pays them. —Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish, A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones
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You and I both know the real power in this world ain't magic - it's MONEY! Buckets of it. —Doctor Facilier, The Princess and the Frog
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Chihiro: We're gonna get in trouble. Let's just get out of here. |