Scud the Disposable Assassin/Awesome

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  • In the final storyline of the comic, Jeff, the monster Scud constantly battles, rips a change machine out of a wall, swallows the coins, then spits them into roughly a dozen Scud and Sol dispensers. Dozens of disposable assassins simultaneously step out of the machines, and ask in unison, "Who's the job?" Jeff points to Scud. Scud, facing down an immense wave of hot robotic death, simply thinks, "I refuse to give up," shoves Drywall out of harm's way, then proceeds to demolish every single robot Jeff just sicced on him.