Seen It All/Quotes
Member of the Earth Defence League:Why are there two of you now?Member of the Earth Defence League:Ohhhh... Okay, then.
Tyler:If there wasn't, the world would have exploded, I think.
"A 3 headed Rold, yawn."
Mayor's assistant: Am I the only one finding it a little surreal that we're getting good advice from a talking wolf in french maid outfit?
Mayor: Compared to some of the back room deals I've sat through, this is nothing.
beige Gzeaul: CQ-101, "erratic behavior". Let's see what's actually in the box.
green Gzeaul: You don't think it'll be a CQ-101?
beige Gzeaul: You weren't here for the M3 returns. Five percent of those were fraudulent. One box contained a freshly-killed mob boss. It was definitely one of those "just when you think you've seen everything…" moments.
— Schlock Mercenary, 5 May 2017