Serenity/Funny
- At the beginning:
Wash: If Kaylee doesn't give us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn-through, this landing is gonna get pretty interesting. |
- "We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!"
- As River fights in the bar:
Fanty: Do you know that girl? |
- Kaylee after Simon confesses his feelings for her:
Simon: In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you. |
- When they enter the bar:
Kaylee: It's been going on a year now I ain't had nothin' betwixt my nethers that weren't run on batteries! |
- After the Reaver chase at the beginning:
Simon: River! Are you alright? |
- This exchange:
Mal: Do you want to run this ship?! |
- Those grenades Mal didn't want Jayne to take along... one Reaver ship later:
Jayne: "Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?" |
- A guard at the company the crew is robbing asks for a password. Jayne fires his machine gun.
"Okay!" |
- The guard then discussing where he wants to be shot (so he can avoid punishment for allowing the robbery to take place), with him and Mal debating the merits of a bullet through various areas of human anatomy.
Mal: The leg is good, it'll bleed plenty, and we avoid any necessary organs. |
- Jayne calling for Mal when the Reavers arrive:
Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name! |
- Ahem... Ceiling River. That is all.
- "I've staked my crew's life on the theory you're a person, actual and whole. And if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now." *click* "… or… we could talk more."
- "Zoe, ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or you don't hear from me within the hour, you take this ship and you come and you rescue me!
- "Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint."
- When the Operative and Mal first meet, and Mal tries to goad him:
The Operative: Captain Reynolds, I should tell you so that you don't waste your time; you cannot make me angry. |
- At the heist at the beginning, they open the safe door... only to find almost nothing in it.
- Back to Serenity