—Gordon Robinson (Matt Robinson), introducing the first episode
Sonny Friendly: YOU DID IT, MARIA! YOU SAID HAND, AND PLANNED, THEY RHYME WITH GRAND. YOU WON THE GRAND PRIZE! Maria: What did I win? Sonny Friendly: Tell her about the grand prize, Let her have it!
(Maria screams the truck backs up and pours a pile of sand in front of the Fix-It, Shop Announcer: Here it is, Maria. Something else that rhymes with Grand, Your very own dump truck pile of sand. From the of sand to the sand of the stars. Maria: NO! I don't want all that sand there. NO! STOP! I DON'T ALL THAT SAND THERE!
—From episode 2641
Cookie Monster: You know how much me love cookies? Well, Me baby cousin won't touch it! Ernie: Oh, I see! Well, Maybe she doesn't like cookies! Maybe, You have to feed her something else!
—From the sketch where Ernie explains to Cookie Monster on why Cousin Monster does not like cookies at all!
Announcer: We interrupt this program to bring you A Message from Your Local Chicken! Gordon: Hey, Zelda? You are on! Zelda: (Clucking) Gordon: (Translating) For those of you who don't speak in chicken, Zelda is proud to be a chicken! Zelda: (Clucking) Gordon: (Translating) She's proud that she can lay eggs! Zelda: (Clucking) Gordon: (Translating) And eggs are good for you! Zelda: (Clucking) Gordon: (Translating) She is also proud that she has feathers that keep her soft and fluffy and it also keeps her warm in the winter and cool in the... Zelda: (Cluck) Gordon: (Translating) In the summer! Zelda: (Clucking) Gordon: (Translating) She is proud that she can.... Zelda: (Cluck) Gordon: (Translating) Can cluck! Zelda: (Clucking) Gordon: (Translating) Just remember, Dogs bark, Cats meow, Ducks quack, And cows moo, But only a chicken can cluck! Zelda: (Cluck-Cluck) Gordon: You are welcome, Zelda! Announcer This announce is by The Proud To Be A Chicken Association.
—The line from A Word From Your Local Chicken.
Cookie Monster: No, no, Ernie! Me mean really different! You know how much me love cookies? But me little baby Cousin Monster here no touch it! Ernie: Oh, Is that right! Well, Maybe she doesn't like cookies! Maybe you have to feed her something else!
