Sgt Frog Abridged/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Momoka screaming "STATUE!!!"
  • Mois pointing out the obvious in episode 5. "You look like me!"
  • The disappointing lottery numbers in episode 6. "Four, four, four, four, ssssssssffffffNINE" "FUCK IT ALL!"
  • Weapons spelled Backwards is Toys....Okay it's snopaew.
  • "I'm a big kid now!" from Ep. 7.....just......
  • Episode 8: "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPELL HELLO? DOES IT HAVE AN H? WHAT THE FUCK'S AN H?"
  • "I'll be the hero! G.I JOOOOOOoeeeeeee..."
  • Giroro after he tried to color an entire animation by himself.
  • Episode 9:

WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOONE?! Oh well. Talking doughnut, it's just you and me.

*beat*

*nom* WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOONE?!

  • Keroro's entire dealing with Tamama's true gender in episode 11.

*hiding in a file cabinet* "Oh hello...this is my roommate Carl. Don't talk to him, he is penis."

  • Episode 4: "Yep, there goes my motor skills...and my sex drive." "I'LL REBUILD IT IF IT KILLS ME!"
  • Episode 15. Aki curing Keroro of his disease.

Aki: "Put this in your mouth..."
Keroro: *beat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Aki: "That's called a bleeding! It's how they treated bubonic plague."
Keroro: "WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WOULD HELP?!"