Shirtless Scene/Quotes

"When you speak of this -- and I know you will -- could I be shirtless? I think it would be more impressive if I was shirtless."

—Dr. Cox, Scrubs

"Holy shit! Why aren't you wearing a shirt?!"

—Danny, The Tourettes Guy

Crow: "He has a severe allergy to shirts!"
Mike: "I'm not shirtless enough, I'm gonna take off my skin."

Tom: "This is serial shirtlessness!"

—Mystery Science Theater 3000 Track of the Moon Beast

"Also, James has no shirt. This is important. I mean, just for life in general."

—Twilight in fifteen minutes

Matt Damon Lampshading Matthew Mc Conaughey's serial shirtlessness.

"I'll get your arrow, prettyboy. And I'll do it with my shirt on"

—Yao, Mulan

"Doesn't he own a shirt?"

—Edward Cullen (on Jacob)

"Please, all men with hot bodies, burn your shirts. Thanks."

—Rebecca Rose

"Kirk is a manwhore whose shirt has an aversion to its intended purpose."

—The Nostalgia Chick

I have watched this video about three times now. I don't know what happened in it, all I know is that Evan has been shirtless for damn near 9 minutes.

I REGRET NOTHING

—Youtube comment on Everyman HYBRID, "Outside Help"

Liara: You were dead!
Shepard: I came back.

Liara: Yes, you came back! And now you're more interested in seeing Jacob with his shirt off!

—Mass Effect 2, "Lair of the Shadow Broker" (no, they're not talking about that Jacob)

I have to admit, I'm glad it worked out this way. I was going to bleed Andrew, but you look better with your shirt off.

—The First Evil to Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer