Shoot the Shaggy Dog/Quotes
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Life is funny. You start out with limitless potential, but time is always shaving away the possibilities. Every choice you make is the choice not to do a thousand other things. What's important, when all is said and done, is that you made a difference. Your choices, and everything undone, have to mean something. Otherwise, what was the point? I'm lucky that way. My path was already there. I had only to walk it. I often thought even if no one knew of the good I had done with my life, it didn't matter. That it was done is all that counts in the end. But then I died. And I hadn't gotten to do any of it yet.
—Black Belt, Eight Bit Theater
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He loved Big Brother.
—Last words of Nineteen Eighty-Four
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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
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Kevin loved his wheel. But one day, it broke! Kevin grew bored...and died.
—The infamous "Kevin The Hamster" ad for Levi's
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Once you beat the big badasses and clear out the moon base, you're supposed to win, aren't you? Aren't you? Where's your fat reward and ticket home? What the hell is this? It's not supposed to end this way!
—The ending text for the first episode of Doom.
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