Shut UP, Hannibal/Fan Works

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Examples of a Shut UP, Hannibal reaction in Fan Works include:

  • I'm a Marvel... and I'm a DC gives everyone a turn or two to monologue about something, but whenever the villains lecture someone, a rebuttal isn't far behind. Respectively, Superman responds to Lex Luthor's monologue with one clear-cut statement, and Spider-Man draws on his own experiences to show that Joker doesn't have a leg to stand on. However, it's ultimately Green Goblin who utterly destroys him verbally.
    • The scene in question comes later, but the way Gobby brushes off his standard death threat also warrants mention.

The Joker: Tell me something, my friend -- ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?
Green Goblin: Yeah, he told me you're gay.

Stalkermon: I must say I am impressed; very few Digimon have managed to evade my Sniper Shot attack, much less several times in a row. You may well prove to be worthy prey yet.
Renamon: Shut up! I do not care about your damned hunt; I am only doing this for the sake of my tamer.

  • In the Portal 2 fanfic Test Of Humanity has Wheatley of all people doing this to GLaDOS by literally telling them to "shut up" and then punching them in the eye.

"Shut up."
Glados looked down at Wheatley, "What did you say?"
"I said, SHUT UP!" Wheatley shouted too blinded by rage to think clearly...not that he ever really thought clearly in the first place.

  • My Little Avengers: During the Final Battle, each of the Avengers does this to their Dark Avenger counterpart—Captain Equestria breaks through the Ghost Flyer's attempted Mind Rape via sheer willpower and delivers a brief World of Cardboard Speech before beating the Flyer unconscious; Firebird and Iron Pony both point out the hypocrisy of Iron Monger and Red Skull's own Hannibal Lectures (with Iron Pony giving his own WOC speech in the process); and when Loki (in the middle of a Villainous Breakdown) is screaming at Thor for defying him, Thor retorts that after everything Loki's done, he has no right to be upset about Thor fighting back.
  • At one point during Queen of All Oni, Ikazuki gives a captive Tohru a Hannibal Lecture about how weak humans are, only for Tohru to point out that it was humans who defeated the Oni in the first place, and that even now, they need human bodies to do anything. Ikazuki doesn't take that well.
  • A rare case of a villain doing this to another villain happens at the end of the Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic Shadowchasers: Torment, where the surviving cultists are taken into custody. PaniK gives the typical Evil Gloating , but it seems the other cultists are just as sick of him as the heroes are:

PaniK: This isn’t over! The Order of the Dark God will rise again! Soon, you’ll all know the meaning of true fear!
Roxy: Oh, PaniK, shut up! Do us all a favor and start taking advantage of your right to remain silent!