Shut UP, Hannibal/Web Original

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Examples of a Shut UP, Hannibal reaction in Web Original works include:

  • In The Angry Video Game Nerd episode about Nightmare On Elm Street, Freddy Krueger says that nobody is forcing the Nerd to play bad games but himself, making the Nerd Not So Different, but the Nerd just cuts Freddie off with a gut bustingly hilarious reply of "Go yank your cock through your ass ya fucking butt mongrel!" and showing off his Power Glove, which he uses to destroy Freddy. The nightmare is ended, but the real battle had just begun.
  • Linkara does not use words to shut up any "Hannibals" out there. He punches 'em in the gut while screaming "I AM A MAN!!!".
  • In episode 15 of the That Guy With The Glasses segment "Ask That Guy"... well, something like this happens. (For bonus points, this comes in the wake of a particularly lengthy and disturbing rant about starving a Furby to death.) That Guy responds to a question down the vein of "how do I know I'm real, and not a product of my own imagination?" with unusual vitriol, until it descends into a self-serving rant about himself and his own twisted villainy.

That Guy: ...I don't say this often, but you are wrong, and I am right. I mean, suppose I was the figment of someone else's dream and that the dreamer out there was actually a good, rational person with -- eugh! -- a conscience. I mean, wouldn't he have gotten rid of me a long time ago? I mean, wouldn't he have the decency to get rid of such concentrated evil like me? No! No! There is no dreamer, and evil. Always. Wins. Thus showing that there is no good in the world, and evil is always rewarded. That's the way it is, and that's the way I always (poof)

    • On the final episode of RoboGirl the villain is explaining the mind-screwing origin of The Host to the protagonist when she grabs her throat, saying, "You talk too much!"
  • There Will Be Brawl: Luigi punches Ganondorf in the face after he tries to corrupt him with mind games.

Ganondorf: What possessed you in that ally way to deliver such a potent artifact to such a dangerous man? What did you..?
Luigi: * Punch* I've had enough... * Punch* ..Of your-a head games! * Punch*

    • Unfortunately, the 'Dorf, was unfazed. And fought back.
    • This comes immediately after giving shutting up "End of Days" (Olimar). "Cut the crazy."
  • An awesome villain to villain example from The Randomverse's "Happy Hour" finale:

Lex Luthor: Say goodbye to the world you know! From this moment on, you are all at the mercy of Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mind of our--
Green Goblin: AHHHH, SHUT UP! (knocks him down with a pumpkin bomb)