Skepticism Failure/Quotes

Senator Stampingston: Gentlemen, it's clear that we're in a universally precarious situation. Dethklok has summoned a troll.
General Crozier: That's impossible, there's no such thing as trolls.

Senator Stampingston: Then how do you explain the dead unicorns? (The screen behind him shows butchered unicorns)

—Metalocalypse