Kevin: Mom, we're in a hurry! We're gonna go bowling with Anthony. Eddie: And then to the movies! Mom: What movie? Eddie:Garden Tool Massacre. It's your basic slice-and-dice. Mom: Your basic what? Eddie: Well, this guy in a hockey mask, he chops up a few teenagers. Later... Guy in theater: Watch this. He's gonna get the camp counselor with the hedge trimmer. <Screams and ripping of flesh>
Guy in theater: I'll bet the girl gets away. Watch. She's gonna run in the lodge and hide. But he's gonna get her anyway!
Movie Character: Jamie! Jamie! C'mon, this isn't funny anymore! It's cold and I'm only wearing a very thin old t-shirt and tiny little panties! Rallo: Don't go out there you hot dummy!