Sly Cooper/Quotes

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Bentley: Sly, come in! SLYYYYY! DO YOU READ ME?!

Sly: Yeah, I read you. Loud and... very loud

Murray: I hope you weren't harmed by my meteoropic entrance.

Sly: No Murray, I kept at a safe distance.

Murray: Good, the Thunder Flop knows neither friend nor foe, only destruction!

Sly: If you hated the Cooper line so much, then why did you let me live when you stole the Thievius Raccoonus?
Clockwerk: Because I wanted to show the world that without your precious book, the Cooper line was nothing!
Sly: Ah well that's where you're wrong: the Thievius Raccoonus doesn't create great thieves, it takes great thieves to create the Thievius Raccoonus!
Clockwerk: Enough, Sly Cooper, it ends here. I'll finish you like I finished your father. Then the Cooper line will be erased and the only Master Thief will be... Clockwerk!

Carmelita: Freeze, Cooper!

Sly: Inspector Fox, as beautiful and unpredictable as ever.

Carmelita: Whereas you crooks are so predictable. You always return to the scene of the crime.

Sly: Crime? I haven't stolen anything...yet.

Sly: Bentley, you there?
Bentley: Yeah, pal?
Sly: I'm about to head inside the vault...and I want you and Murray to come with me. We're a team, a family. We should do this together.

Bentley: OK, be right up...partner.

Murray: Nice! We'll have the Panda King give the van a boost! Stand clear Sly, we're about to get awesome!

( Panda King lights the fireworks)

Panda King: (Gleefully) The fuse is lit!

Murray: Buckle up Bentley...we're about to fly!

(The van shoots up into the air)

Murray: YAHOO!

(The van lands at the entrance to the Cooper Vault)

Bentley: ...We're never doing that again.