Small Name, Big Ego/Quotes

"And now I can catch up on my beauty sleep, not that I need any."

—Vicky, The Fairly OddParents

"When it comes to helping his own side, Stanley is somewhere between Gilligan and Star scream."

—Parson, Erfworld

Courtney: Alright, guys, I'm a very experienced rower, a three-time coxswain, and a CIT. So -
Gwen: Just GO!
Courtney: (to Cody and Sierra) Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Up-two-and-two! Faster!

—Total Drama World Tour, "Newf Kids On The Rock"

SpongeBob: (Imitating Squidward) Everyone's an idiot except for me.
Squidward: Well, it is true.

—SpongeBob SquarePants

I walk, everyone watches.
I speak, everyone listens.
If you think I am just showing off you are dead wrong.
All of you just don't know
You just don't know how great I am.
There's no one who can destroy me. I can never be defeated.

—Black☆Star's Image Song, Soul Eater

I think I'm cute.
I know I'm sexy.
I've got the looks, that drives the girls wild.
I've got the moves, that really move 'em.
I send chills, up and down their spine.

—WWE Superstar Shawn Michaels' entrance theme

Willa: You know what you are? You're pronoid.
Vince: "Pronoid"?
Willa: Mm-hmm. It means that contrary to all the available evidence, you actually think that people like you. Your perception of life is that it's one long benefit dinner in your honor with everybody cheering you on and wanting you to win everything. You think you're the prince, Vince.

—Fierce Creatures

Delmy: "I'm Delmy Polanco. I'm the most important UFO blogger in the world."
Booth: "Important blogger, talk about an oxymoron...."

—Bones

"Me! Hank Ishtar! The finest human being on earth!"

—Hank Ishtar, Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series

"I know I'm special. This isn't news to me."

—Cartman, South Park

"Our subject isn't cool, but he thinks it anyway
He may not have a clue and he many not have style
But for everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial!"

—The Offspring, "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"

"I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over the sound of how AWESOME I am."

—Internet meme