Small Soldiers/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Phil Fimple: "I think World War II is my favorite war."
  • Alan, on the phone with tech support: "I'm not a ma'am!"
  • Irwin, when he discovers what chips were used to make the Commando Elite and Gorgonites: "You put munitions chips in toys!?"
  • Stuart: "What are you packin', tiny?" Commando: "Packin'? Packin' you! *fires net*"
  • This

Chip Hazard: You....Maggot! An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!
Boyfriend: What?
(Boyfriend gets hit by flamethrower)