Smallville/Drinking Game

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Drinking game to play while watching Smallville:

  • Take a drink every time someone wanders into Lex's castle.
    • Take two if it's someone who should by no means be able to do so, such as Jimmy Olsen or Lois Lane. (These'll have to be from earlier seasons, as Michael Rosenbaum has left the show, and the Lex Luthor Castle won't be appearing much anymore.)
    • What the hell, take a drink every time someone is in Luthor's Castle post Rosenbaum's departure. They love that set THAT MUCH.
  • Take a drink every time "secrets" are mentioned, hinted at, or kept from loved ones For Their Own Good. You'll be wasted in no time.
  • Take a drink every time the show hints at Clark's destiny.
  • Season 9: Take a drink every time Zod uses the word "kneel", every time someone else uses it in relation to him, and down your glass if the actual phrase "kneel before Zod!" is said.
  • Take a drink every time when someone turns away from the person they're talking to in the middle of a conversation.
  • Drink every time Lex or Clark talk about being friends.
  • Drink every time a codename is used e.g. "Blur", "Green Arrow or "Watchtower". The episode Justice will probably kill you.
  • Drink when Ollie fires an arrow.
  • Drink every time Clark uses his superspeed.
  • Drink every time Chloe uses a metaphor or simile.
  • Drink every time a character monologues (scenes with Lex are going to be a b***h).
  • Drink when Kryptonite appears.
    • Down your drink if it's being used by Lex as a weapon against Clark.
  • Drink every time a Luthor mentions an old piece of literature and uses it as a parallel for a current situation.
    • Finish your drink if the Caesar family is mentioned.
  • Drink every time Clark temporarily loses his powers.
    • Finish your drink every time a human temporarily gains powers.

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