Smosh/Funny

"I'm the Teleporting, Teleporting, Teleporting Fat Guy!!!"
One word: Stranded.

Day 17: "I found an apple in the sand, but it only lasted us a day. We knew that we would have to choose which one of us we would eat first. Robbie and I both chose Jamal, but he called us racist and threatened to eat himself. We told him that wasn't physically possible."
Day 18: "We were wrong. Jamal ate himself."

In their recent Pokemon parody, the Monkey/Mankey gag.
"If Kids' Shows Were Real" stand-outs:
- Teletubbies: Ian and Anthony screaming with horror at The Face of the Sun.
- Barney: The dinosaur eats the kids after they've served their usefulness.
- Blue's Clues: All of it.
- Sesame Street: Cookie Monster croaked from eating nothing but cookies for the past 42 years....and he smoked assloads of meth.
- Thomas the Tank Engine: "Kill...meeee..."
From If Holidays Were Real: "Always trust a man in a BIG WHITE VAN!"
The entirety of the "Parents Suck!" rap. Crosses with Crowning Music of Awesome.