So Ra No Wo To/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "Good morning!" ... "You SUCK!"
  • "This story is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to names, places and incidents is purely coincidental."
  • "Snow... where's the snow... *pause* WHY THE HELL WOULD WE HAVE ANY SNOW?!"
  • "You have such nice breasts. Just the kind I like. Do you mind if I play with them for a bit? May I run my fingers along your body? —Just as I thought, you don't speak any Helvetian."