Soap Dish/Funny

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  • Many exchanges between David and Montana, like this one:

Montana: YOU - promised me you would get rid of Celeste. WE WERE BOTH NAKED AND YOU PROMISED! NAKED!
David: Hey! We were never naked.
Montana: Well, we could have been!

    • Another exchange:

David: Find Jeffrey Anderson... (Beat) Can I touch your breasts?
Montana: FIND HIM!