Something*Positive/Awesome

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Reverend Davies: Now, Faye, I think you're overreacting a bit. This is a one-time occurrence. Besides, we have to look at how Christ would have handled this situation.
Faye: "And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that bought and sold in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, and said unto them, "It is written that My House shall be called the House of Prayer, but ye have made it a den of thieves."
Reverend Davies: Maybe not Jesus. There were other people in the Bible who appreciated economics.
Faye: I hear Judas was quite the bargain hunter. A parcel of land and it just cost him thirty silver and a Messiah on a stick.

Kym (to the two Wiccan girls): "Wow! I'm so sorry. You see, my friend just has this thing about people who don't research their desperate cries for attention better and just spout out anything to seem special."

  • Davan's father Fred calling out a group of fundamentalists running a "Hell House", a fake haunted house which is a front for preaching:
    • And then he gets another in the very next strip when he's told they won't let him leave unless he says he accepts Jesus. He sits down and refuses to move. "Touche, crazy grandpa. Touche."
  • Jason gets one at the end of the catgirl storyline (starting here).
  • Mike has one of his first moments of awesomeness, here.
    • Now he get's moment number two as seen in this newspaper clipping where he's actually broke up a fight involving a knife. Not bad for a supposedly feeble guy.
  • After Twitchy-Hug makes one too many attempts on Davan's life, Choo-Choo Bear gets his cousin whacked. And it is awesome.
  • Jason's Roleplaying extracts a confession from someone without laying a finger on the guy.