Something*Positive/Funny
- Jason: bill collector.
- Something*Positive: Two words: Redneck. Trees.
- A one strip, um, stripper, is awesome
- Even death cannot take Alan Moore.
- This page is equal parts funny and Squick.
- 3 Beat Panels, and then "A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted."
- This one! Jason's reaction is priceless!
- "Meh meh murfle meh." "Meow".
- "BRAAAAAINS ... BRAAAAAINS ... PREFERABLY HETEROSEXUAL BRAAAAAINS ..."
- Davan runs out of patience.
PeeJee: "I didn't know you could foam like a rabid dog on command." |
Jason: Davan, is this how you thought we'd die? |
Davan: "Want to come back to my place and have lots of sex? |
- "No, I don't see how two consentin' adults choosin' to get married is like a farmer marryin' his pig. Are you comparin' my daughter to a pig?" "No! No! Let me find a better analogy, large angry man"
- "My Mommy says you're a pagan representation designed to steal glory from Christ and I should tell you you're gonna burn in Hell forever. I want a Barbie."
- "Everyone knows you keep the pointy parts aimed away." Poor lil' Choo-Choo Bear.
- Jason learns an important lesson about cats.
- After Rory finds out that Davan had sex with his mom.