Sonic the Hedgehog (2006 video game)/Haiku

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The characters know
that this one haiku alone
is insufficient.

—Wolfman 2000

Making a sandwich
while the game loads the data.
The game is too slow.

—Wolfman 2000

Obvious Beta.
And to think I wanted this!
Well, I've changed my mind.

—Reiko Kazama

This game would have rocked
But they rushed for Christmas day
Now look what we got.

—Gold Heart Kyogre

Third worst Sonic game
Lowest of the low for him
They Killed Blaze!

Miru

This game was so bad
It erased itself from time
Had good music, though

Dan Genesis

Terrible Story
Had plenty of characters
No one gave a shit.

Tweedly Dee

Irredeemable.
At least the Let's Play is good,
If only for "FUUUUUUCK!"

King Of Katamari