Sonic the Hedgehog (2006 video game)/Quotes

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"NO! This is UNCONTROLLABLE! The game CANNOT be controlled by human reflexes alone! I need a program to slow down the movements of the joystick so that it does not go more than ONE sensitivity level in either direction! ... MOTHER OF SHIT! FUUUU- uh- uh- huuuuck!!!"
"This. Is. Junk. You people out there hear me? J-U-N-K-JUNK... JUNK. Junk...Junk...Junk...Junk...Junk...Junk. (later) Junk...Junk...Junk...Junk...Junk...J- No- It's- This game is junk because it is rubbish and it has economic negative value in that you would pay a person to take it away. Because it's Junk."
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—A phrase you'll be seeing over 10% of the entire game

"You know what? Fuck you Sonic, fuck you Tails, fuck you balls, fuck you Aquatic Base, fuck you Shadow, fuck you Silver, fuck you laser fence, fuck you Elise, FUCK EVERYONE! FUCK THIS GAME!"

...WHAT?! You're fucking jo--please tell me you're joking on that, please tell me, tell me he, I, just, ....e-e-excuse me for ten seconds please... (Leaves his mic) WHAT THE FUCK?! GRAAAAAAHH! -thud- -thud- -thud-