Space Jam/Funny

Larry Bird and Bill Murray's dry reaction to Michael's disappearance.

Larry: You think Michael's OK?
Bill: I'm sure he's fine, I think he just had to get away from that Stan character.
Larry: God, he's pathetic, isn't he?
Bill: ...You know, Larry, I'm going to give us 2's back there, we weren't in any emotional state to putt.
Larry: That's fair.

The team roll call scene for the toons, nobody respects the duck.

Daffy: Let's all dis the duck!

I like when the aliens ask to stay and join the toons, can you say Tiny Toon Adventures?
"But Mommy, I don't want to go to school today. I want to stay home and bake cookies with you."
Granny's the team cheerleader! God they must have been desperate!
For a scene without the Tunes, the talent-removed players undergo medical/psychiatrical exams. ("I've got other skills. I could go work on the farm. Or maybe I could go back to the jungle and be a missionary.")

Charles Barkley: This girl...five-foot-nothing...blocked my shot!
Psychiatrist: When did you start having this dream?
Charles Barkley: IT WASN'T A DREAM! IT REALLY HAPPENED!

When this troper was a kid when the movie was released, the most talked about scene in the entire movie at school was this:

(Sylvester uses a fishing pole to remove the trousers off of one of the Monstars)
Lola: NICE BUTT!