Space Whale Aesop/Quotes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Bob: Hmmm, there's a lesson in all this.
Eglamore: Okay, let's hear it.
Bob: Never let sixty angry kids use a herd of Laser Cows to take over your house.

Every story has a moral. For example, the moral of World War One is 'never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.'

I guess that's a lesson all of us can relate to: If you live in a giant mansion and want a picture of your baby in the paper, you better care about your baby too, or else he'll get kidnapped, crawl across a busy street, and a truck'll drive over him.
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Well, Mario, did we learn some kind of horribly unlikely to occur lesson today?
—Luigi, Mario Adventures

Princess Bubblegum: I hope you grasp the full consequences of breaking promises.
Finn: HECK YEAH! If I break a royal promise, I get to fight zombies, throw slumber parties, awake gumball guardians, and--and--

Princess Bubblegum: Alright, alright!

Finn: --AND REVERSE DEATH ITSELF.
Remember, kids, if you work hard and never let go of your dream, one day your rich idiot friend will just shove lots of money into your hands.
Slade: The moral of this story? Never make a deal with an inter-dimensional demon without a little protection.