Spider-Man (film)/Memes

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Spider-Man, like the rest of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy is quite quotable. Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin has produced most of the memes in this film.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man

  • "That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?"
  • "I missed the part where that's my problem."
  • "But the ad said 3000."
  • "I have a father. His name was Ben Parker."
  • "I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries."

Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

  • "You know how much I sacrificed?"
  • "Out, am I?"
  • "Impressive!"
  • "Misery, misery, misery. That's what you've chosen."
  • "I offered you friendship and you spat in my face!"
  • "Finish it!"
  • "Back to formula."
  • "The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the goblin and took the spider out!"
  • "Jameson, you slime!"
  • "Sleeeeeeeep."
  • "Godspeed, Spider-Man."

J. Jonah Jameson

  • "Crap, crap, megacrap."
  • "I want pictures of Spider-Man!"

Bonesaw McGraw

  • "Bonesaw is ready!"
  • "Hey, freakshow! You're going nowhere! I've got you for three minutes! Three minutes of playtime!"
  • "What are you doing up there?"


  • "You're on the wrong side of history, Spider-Man."
  • "How did Raimi get away with it?"
  • "I wouldn't want to fight me neither."