Spinnerette/Funny

From Issue One:

The Black Widow doesn't take kindly to rapists!
What? No! We're not rapists, we're merely douchebags!

Or when Heather goes for medical treatment in Issue Two:

Sahira: I can't believe you, Hea-Spinnerette! Running out like that and getting in a fight after our agreement!
Spinnerette: I didn't mean to... It's like a new bicycle on Christmas! Even though it's snowing, you can't help but want to take it for a ride.
Sahira: ... A ride that kicks your ass!!!

- Or how about battle strategies against driders produced by the magic contained in the original Dungeons and Dragons books.

Spinerette: Reverse Cowgirl for the Win!

Greta Gravity cracks wise about Heather's deoderant costs.
From Issue Four, Sahira trying to hint to Heather that Mecha Maid may be into her, and Heather utterly failing to get the point.

Facepalm! I think Mecha Maid is a lesbian who wants to have sexual intercourse with you.

Green Gable's hammy invitation to Mecha Maid and Spinnerette to visit Canada.

You'd be more than welcome in Canada. We're a tolerant people.

The moment when Heather figures out how to shot web. She does the classic "Spideman hand gesture"...only to have the web come shooting out her backside, just like a real spider! Sahira almost dies laughing at this.
The introduction given by the League of Canadian Superheroes...complete with Katt giving the obligatory French translation.
The Werewolf of London, Ontario and the furry enthusiasts:

Fan Boy: We'll sacrifice a skinling to your fur god!
WoLO: What fur god? I am Anglican!

As Dr. Universe explains to the Nazis that he doesn't have enough foreskins to create their clone of Hitler on time, Greta suggests they should recruit a mohel for help. Cue Death Glare from the Nazis.