SpongeBob SquarePants/Memes

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  • Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
  • "But, sir, there must be something I can improve on! ANYTHING!!!"[1]
    • "Uh, alright, the sauce."
      • "...What?"
        • "The sauce, I don't know. You're using a little too much sauce, alright? Review's over."
  • Grab SpongeBob SquarePants. Then infuse him with the most hideous form of cancer, expose him to Chernobyl's reactor core, and twist him into the most horrible Lovecraftian Body Horror you can imagine. The result: spengbab.
  • I'M READY! I'M READY!
    • NO YOU AIN'T!
  • "CHOCOLATE!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!" [2]
  • Did somebody say boom? "cue explosion" [3]
  • DEATH SPONGE NOTE PANTS
  • Plankton wants you know that you can't stop him because "I went to college!"
    • (smashes into Chum Bucket) Ouch.
  • Tropers, you don't need television. Not as long as you have your...(cue rainbow) IIIMMMMAAAAAGGGIIINNAAAAAAATIIOON.
  • IT TOOK SPONGEBOB X YEARS TO MASTER THIS
  • "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."
    • Is this the Krusty Krab?
      • No! This is Patrick!
        • Is this the Krusty Krab?
  • Is mayonnaise an instrument?
    • No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
      • Horseradish isn't an instrument either.
      • Another variation to this meme is "Is X an instrument?"
  • "I SAW IT! IT WAS BIG! IT WAS ALLLLL WIGGLY! IT WAS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!"
    • also IT WAS BIG! SCARY! AND PINK!
      • So is Patrick's belly button.
  • F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea!
    • F is for FIRE that BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN! U is for URANIUM...bombs! N is for NO SURVIVORS when you-
      • Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Here. Let me show you. F is for friends who do stuff-
        • Never! That's completely idiotic!
  • It's called The Ugly Barnacle.
  • MOAR KRABS! [4]
  • A meme was referenced in one episode.

Squidward is out sunbathing, when Spongebob walks by and spills his drink.
Spongebob: Coffee rain!
Squidward: It's hot chocolate!
Spongebob:... Chocolate rain!

  • Wumbo.
    • Troper, I don't think wumbo's a real meme!
      • What are you talking about? I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, wumbo? Wumbos, wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, wumborama, wumbology- the study of wumbo!? It's first grade, troper!
        • I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.
        • I'm sorry I doubted you, Troper.
        • Did you try setting it to Wumbo?
  • Who you callin' "pinhead"?
    • Don't forget "I'm dirty dan!" "I'm dirty dan!"
      • I'm Dirty Dan!
  • "I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, PATRICK!"
  • Patrick hates this channel.
    • NO! NOOO!!!
  • Patrick: Leedle Leedle Leedle LEE!!!!
  • You are already fried.
  • People keep dropping by Squidward's house.
  • Well, maybe there wouldn't be so many memes if SOMEBODY didn't have a pair of BIG MEATY CLAWS.
    • What did you say, PUNK?!
    • BIG! MEATY! CLAWS!
    • WEEELLL, these claws ain't for just attractin' mates!
    • Bring it on old man! Bring it on!
    • No, people. Let's be smart and bring it OFF.
    • Oh, so now the talking cheese is trying to preach to us!
  • The Campfire Song Song.
    • Let's gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song! Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song. If you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing along!
      • Bum bum bum...
  • This part from "Pre-Hibernation Week", giving rise to the infamous line of "xward" videos:

Sandy: Spongebob's gone missing!
Squidward: (smiles at Mr. Krabs)

The citizens of Bikini Bottom: "BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! MY EYES!"

SpongeBob: FOR THE KRUSTY KRAAAAAAABBBBBBB!

    • Win this one because I told you to!

Patrick: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOOOO

If it wasn't for the Christmas shit, I wouldn't fucking work! It's the only time of the year that I fucking work! It pisses me off! You know, I'm glad to have it knock on wood but motherfucker! You know what I'm saying?

  1. Originates in "The Algae's Always Greener" in a scene where Spongebob asks Plankton to give him a performance review.
  2. A memetic scene from the episode "Chocolate With Nuts" (in which Spongebob and Patrick are selling chocolate door-to-door). One of their "customers" responds to their offer by screaming "CHOCOLATE!!!" and chasing them. Heck, the whole episode is Memetic Mutation.
  3. In "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture," Sandy is cast as boom operator for the movie. Needless to say, she takes the job title a little too literally.
  4. A rather strange closeup of Mr. Krabs that appeared for a split second in "Jellyfish Hunter".
  5. Originates in "The Algae's Always Greener" in a scene where Mr. Krabs warns Plankton that he'll always come back to steal the Krabby Patty formula.