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The Way of the Sponge

Fuzzy Acorns: Congratulations, Sandy. You've managed to put your opponent to sleep in under 1 minute. [Lifts his finger, touches the wood, causing it to collapse, and waking Spongebob up] Too bad your opponent didn't put up a fight. I was prepared to give you the lowest of belts: a clear belt. But now I realized, you're unfit to wear a belt of any kind INCLUDING THE ONE THAT HOLDS UP YOUR PANTS! [snatches off spongebob's belt, causing his pants to fall off]
Sandy: Don't be disappointed, Spongebob. A belt isn't the most important thing in karate.
Spongebob: (Depressed) Easy for you to say, Sandy. Your pants aren't down around your ankles.
Fuzzy Acorns: And I'm revoking your black belt. [snatches Sandy's black belt right off]
Sandy: Hey. You can't do that.
Fuzzy Acorns: Oh yes, I can, for wasting my time, bringing me this SORRY EXCUSE FOR A STUDENT! Stick to something you're good at, son.
Spongebob: Yes, sensei. [walks out of Sandy's house, while also having trouble staying up]
Sandy: That was pretty lowdown, Fuzzy. The way you humiliated my friend.
Fuzzy Acorns: The sponge one will never earn his belt.
Sandy: I know Spongebob will impress you if you give him one more chance.
Fuzzy Acorns: Silence. No more chances. Sensei never gives two chances. If you really want to impress me, show me where I can get a decent meal around here. Lunchtime approaches.
Sandy: That's it! (excited) I'll take him to the Krusty Krab and then, he might just find himself impressed by a certain sandwich maker.
Fuzzy Acorns: Who are you talking to?