Spork
"Spork" is used as a term to mock and criticize So Bad It's Good and So Bad It's Horrible works, since sporks have the right size and shape to dig out an eye. A bad Fanfic, for example, can be described as "It sporked me.", i.e: so bad it made me want to take my eyes out so I wouldn't have to view it any more. Your Mileage May Vary about this description, especially if you consider what it would be like to actually rip your eyes out with a spork.
Not to be confused with "sporking", another name for MSTing. Your Mileage May Vary about this too.