Spot of Tea/Quotes
Xander: Shouldn't you be drinking tea? |
"Sick of tea? That's like being sick of breathing!"
—Iroh, Avatar: The Last Airbender
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"I don't drink coffee, I take tea my dear."
—Sting, "Englishman in New York"
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Have some tea, my lord, some chrysanthemum tea.. —From Stephen Sondheim's Pacific Overtures
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"Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."
—Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation
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"No, look, it's very, very simple ... all I want ... is a cup of tea. You are going to make one for me. Keep quiet and listen."
—Arthur Dent, speaking to a Nutri-Matic Drinks Synthesizer in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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On eighty cups a day, I haven't slept for eighty years!
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Mickey Smith: Tea? While we're waiting for the world to come to an end? Very British.
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Eddie: The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken.
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Ted: For God's sake, will you all shut up and help me think of a practical solution!?! |
"You can't get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me."
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"It can prolong drunkenness, cure a hangover, mend a broken heart, substitute as fuel for automobiles and farm machinery, be given as an elixir to put a stopper in death, subvert therapy, and bring together an entire country in times of national crisis."
—Heather Hogan finally gets the British obsession while recapping Skins (and Coronation Street) at AfterEllen.com
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Will: What be tea? —Doctor Who: "The Awakening"
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"Would you like some tea? It's a hug in a cup."
—Patrick Jane, The Mentalist
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Hatsworth: IT'S TEA TIME!
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...tea is one of the main stays of civilization in this country, as well as in Eire, Australia and New Zealand, but because the best manner of making it is the subject of violent disputes.
—George Orwell, A Spot of Tea
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Tea is still believed, by English people of all classes, to have miraculous properties. ... Whatever your mental or physical state, what you need is "a nice cup of tea". ... A bad accident - people are injured and in shock: tea is neaded. "I'll put the kettle on." World War Three breaks out - a nuclear attack is imminent. "I'll put the kettle on." |
You get the idea. We are rather fond of tea.
—anthropologist Kate Fox, Watching the English, 2004
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There's nothing in life that can't be sorted with a good brew.
—Steph Haydock, Waterloo Road
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