StarCraft/Haiku

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Do not annoy the
Protoss High Templar, or else
You'll ride the lightning.

-- Major Tom

There was a blackout
But now the finals are back
The MSL's back

Flash is in god-mode
No one can stop him right now
No one but Jaedong

-- Neobowman

Some game that's out there
The source of addiction
For the Koreans

Ling rush kekeke
All they cause, is terrible,
terrible damage.

"Our enemies are
Massing their legions, and still
You procrastinate!"

—Slvstr Chung, quoting the Protoss Carrier

Starcraft is like chess
but faster, in space, and
with more explosions

—Edrobot

Zerg outnumber you
Terrans turtle in their base
Protoss psi storms rule

—Willyolio