Star Fox (series)/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • in the original SNES game, the hidden stage "out of this dimension": after flying through a stage of waving gigantic stars and faces, you shoot a slot machine until you get three matching symbols, set to a mash-up of the Super Mario Brothers 3 hammer brothers theme, "When the saints go marching in" and "soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur"
  • Falco's reaction to hearing that Slippy actually has a fiancee is... emotional.

Falco: What!? Slippy's engaged? ...Like, to a woman? Engaged... Ha ha ha ha! AAHHH HA HA HA HA!!
Fox: Don't laugh.
Falco: S-sorry, Fox. ...Mmmph! Mmm.. HAAAAAA ha ha ha!

  • Wolf in Assault:

Wolf: "I hate that frog!"

    • Plus this conversation in Assaults Orbital Gate level, if you save Slippy:

Falco: "Unbelievable. You're such a basket case!"
Slippy: "I just let my guard down for a second..."

  • During the first stage of the Aparoid Queen battle:

Aparoid Queen (impersonating ROB): "Probability of Star Fox Team victory: zero."
Slippy: Shut up, already!

  • Slippy doing The Cabbage Patch and The Swim when he wins a match in Assault's vs. mode.
  • Leon's secret conversation with Panther in Super Smash Bros Brawl.

Panther: Are you more envious of the Shred-DER or the Shred-DEE?

  • Fox spends the first few hours of Star Fox Adventures utterly frustrated with his mission, and his facial expressions do nothing to hide it. Everything from not being allowed to use his blaster to being incapable of understanding anything the dinosaurs say at first. (In fact, the first thing he hears when his translator starts working is Tricky making fun of him.) The highlight is when he successfully returns Tricky to his mother, then radios back to Peppy to report that the mission is complete, only to be reminded that the mission had nothing to do with that.
  • Falco usually butts heads with his teammates. One particularly funny example in 64 in Titania:

Falco: "I think you look better in a tank!"
Fox: "Why don't you come down here, Falco?"
Falco: "I'll pass, Fox."
Falco:[to himself] "He can sure be a pain in the neck..."

Falco: Thanks, Kat! Although I would have been just fine on my own.
Katt: ...I come all this way to help, and that's what you say? You're an idiot, Falco. I'm never helping you again.

  • Wolf in Command, chasing a missle:

Wolf: Hey, missile! Yeah, you! You suck!

  • Leon in Command is very excited at the thought that his reward for helping to save everybody might include rainbows and flowers. Made even more hilarious by Wolf's utterly freaked out response.