Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • When they share a turbolift, Saavik is utterly oblivious to Kirk's attempts at flirting. Followed by McCoy (who's been waiting for the lift) snapping, "Who's been holding up the damn elevator?"
  • "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"!
  • Kirk, McCoy and Saavik are about to beam to Spacelab:

Spock: Jim... be careful.
McCoy: We will!

  • Kirk and company are about to follow Carol and David's last transporter coordinates, which are inside the desolate rocky planet:

McCoy: Where are we going?
Kirk: Where they went.
McCoy: Suppose they went nowhere?
Kirk: Then, this will be your big chance to get away from it all.

  • This exchange:

Kirk: I wouldn't dare to argue with you.
Spock: That is wise.

  • When Kirk is climbing down the levels with Spock on the way to the bridge, Kirk tells him, "That young man there. That's my son!" Spock replies in the most bored tone of voice, "Fascinating." For an unemotional being, Spock is certainly expressing his non-interest in a very emotional way!