Street Fighter Alpha/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Guy's exchange with Bison in the Western versions of Alpha 2. It's made hilarious by the fact that a person as straight-laced as he delivers a line like this:

Bison: "Bushin style ninjas are no match for Shadaloo soldiers."
Guy: "I've fought your soldiers. Now I've come for you."
Bison: "My soldiers are skilled, but I am supreme."
Guy: "Yea, a supreme fat-head!"

    • A more believable break from character, in Alpha 3:

Guy: "I don't like to interfere in the lives of others. Everything should be left as is, but I must ask one thing. Cody... WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?"

Birdie: "Make me an offer."
Bison: "I'll offer to destroy you."
Birdie: "Make me a better offer."

    • "If such strong fighters truly exist... they must be in one of those buildings over there."
    • In his Alpha 3 ending, his attempt to obtain Bison's power consists of walking directly into his power reactor. It doesn't end well.
  • In Dan's ending, he teaches Blanka how to roll.