Street Fighter X Tekken/Funny

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  • In the Comic-Con 2011 trailer, what does Marduk (the epitome of the Scary Black Man trope, is literally as big as a bear (he stands at equal size and height to Kuma and Jack-6), certainly out of the Tekken and Street Fighter casts) say to a gigantic, angry Hugo barrelling down on him? "That's big..." Then Hugo decks him in one shot with a clothesline. This troper cracked up.
    • What makes it funnier is that King simply carries on like nothing happened and acts like facing an 8-foot tall German wrestler that just barged in and clotheslined your friend is just another typical day for him.
    • Just Marduk meeting Poison. He's got the goofiest look on his face and he doesn't know about Poison's Viewer Gender Confusion.
  • Some characters make not-so-subtle references to Poison's Viewer Gender Confusion. Ryu once even got away with a dick joke, though understandably, that one had to go (it was a very Out of Character moment, anyway); it remains to be seen if any other characters have had their lines changed.
    • Kuma knows Poison's "secret" by scent. And concludes that Humans Are Weird.
  • Kuma II's super move? Farting on the opponents face.
  • Bob vs. Rufus trailer. THE WHOLE THING.
  • When one activates Pandora, one starts to glow purple, get red eyes, etc. while sacrificing their partner. If Heihachi activates Pandora, he freaking kicks his teammate out of the battle and his skin turns red (like how a cartoon character would show that they're pissed off). This just shows that Heihachi doesn't even need the power of Pandora to go all Super-Powered Evil Side on his enemies (and somewhat incompetent partner) and kick their ass. He just needs to be pissed off. So in general, Pissed-off Heihachi = Pandora Anyone Else. The funny part is how downright hilarious Heihachi looks when he's in Pandora compared to the Nightmare Fuel-esque Pandora forms of other characters.
  • Speaking of Heihachi, his in-game character model has caused some laughs due to his resemblance (as a result of the art) to Dr. Wily.
  • The latest cinematic trailer climaxes with Chun Li, Cammy, Asuka and Lili all about to go head to head...and then Lili jumps on Asuka's head and gets onboard the departing Shadaloo Ship, leaving her teammate and the other two behind. Her laugh at the end just completes it.
  • Guile's face in this picture. Don't mess with Asuka!
  • Paul's official artwork. Made more hilarious when you recall that there is a film about an alien that is also called Paul.
  • Bad Boxart Mega Man. You gotta admit, his induction is hilarious. One can't help but feel Capcom was going for a Literal Genie vibe when he was included.
  • Some of the special Team Intros fall under this; notable ones include Rufus/Zangief at 16:00 and Guile/Abel at 6:11.
    • Juri/Bison's intro also qualifies. Juri acts like she's flirting with Bison [1] over killing their opponents, and he just shrugs her behavior off like it's another Tuesday for him. And Bison's taunt IS "For me, it was a Tuesday."
  • The special story promo narrated by Dan Hibiki. From the Lampshade Hanging to Dan just plain overacting, it is just hilarious.
  • (I taste terrible. Eat some chicken instead.)
  • In Heihachi and Kuma's ending, Heihachi decides to pop open Pandora, all while Kuma is doing his best to tell Heihachi to leave it alone. Seconds later, when Heihachi ends up releasing the energy of the box, Kuma turns into a bear cub, as Heihachi (who's hair is partially black, ala Tekken 2) complains on how screwed he is.
  • In Abel and Guile's ending, a flying saucer appears, dropping several Kuma-esque aliens into the box. Seeing and hearing Abel's reaction as well as Guile's "the hell is wrong with him, Screw This, I'm Outta Here" attitude when the aliens drop.
  • In Paul and Law's ending, the two are trapped by the cube. The two wake up moments later finding themselves leaving the Earth's orbit.
  • In Yoshimitsu and Raven's ending, Yoshi turns on Raven (due to the latter not showing proper manners in the former's eyes), and attacks him to open the cube. Raven ends up teleporting on top of the box and promptly falling into it. Yoshi grabs the box and leaves, all while Raven is demanding to be let go.
  • In Steve and Hwoarang's ending, the two start arguing about their strengths, and bragging about how they can take on any comer. Cue a small army of Akumas and Shun Goku Satsus.
  • The Rolento/Ibuki team up is pretty hilarious, with Rolento being The Comically Serious, calling Ibuki "priviate" during the arcade mode, while Ibuki is exasperated about the whole arrangement.
  • Cole winning against Heihachi:

Cole: Stay out of this, gramps. Go eat some oatmeal or something.

    • We also have these gems against other characters:

(vs. Mega Man): You look like your closet threw up on you.
(vs. Bob): You're like a walking target. I'd have to try to not his you.

  • The Zangief/Rufus ending. In it the two are engulfed in a light from the box. When the light clears, Zangief's muscle and Rufus' body mass has been removed, effectively turning the unlikely team into a pair of much thinner guys with facial hair. Naturally, they cry in anguish at the loss of their perfect bodies.
  • Lars and Alisa's ending. Lars is trying to open Pandora, when Alisa has an idea. She removes her head, throws it at Pandora and it explodes. The look on Lars' face is priceless.
  • When Law gets sacrificed in order for his partner to enter Pandora Mode, Law simply whines "I'm getting old!"
  • The victory quotes when you win against Toro or Kuro are hilarious and full of Lampshade Hanging. In particular:

Cole: A talking cat? Huh. I must still be hung over.
Cammy:.......So cute.

Asuka: A cat! A talking cat! Where's my camera?

(vs. Sakura): A human under the age of 18 confirmed to be on the battlefield. Sending report to target's parents and guardians now.
(vs. Blanka): Target contains an estimated 150,000 volts of electricity... Viable recharging station confirmed. Now recharging batteries.
(vs. Dudley): I thank you for your invitation. However, I am not able to consume tea.

  • Some characters say the darndest things when they are knocked out...

Bob: "My perfect bodyyyyyyyy!"

  1. Who, mind you, killed her entire family and turned her into the psychopath she is thanks to the emotional trauma.