String Theory (webcomic)

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Antihero protagonist Dr. Herville Schtein

"The disastrous rise of a supervillain superstar."

String Theory is a web comic about the life of Dr. Herville Schtein, an abnormal scientist who descends into a life of supervillainy. Think if a Start of Darkness was the first book in a series that you read, and it starred someone who was a Jerkass Woobie scientist, and you've got the right idea.

Set in an alternate timeline in the 2057-2060s where the Cuban missile crisis was never averted, the world in String Theory is recovering from a major war which split the world between capitalist and communist super powers--with the scale tipped a little in the USSR's favor.

It updates Wednesdays and can be found here. The first strip was posted in February 2009; as of February 2021, the strip was still ongoing.

Also, while String Theory is not R-rated, it nevertheless contains adult concepts and is written for adult sensibilities.

Tropes used in String Theory (webcomic) include:
  • Absent-Minded Professor: Osgood, somewhat.
  • Abusive Parents: Schtein's mother, both mentally and physically. She believed showing your children affection gave them unrealistic expectations of the adult world. Might not be so far from the truth considering what kind of world they live in.

Marcus: Hey, did you know Dr. Schtein can dislocate his shoulder really easily? It's 'cause his mom pulled his arm out of its socket so many times!

  • The Alcoholic: One of Schtein's many, many problems.
  • All There in the Manual: Schtein has a formspring account [dead link], where he discusses a lot of his past including his divorce with Janet and relationship with Alice, weeks before it was really talked about in the main comic.
  • Art Evolution: Of the usually dramatic kind as the creator gets better. Perhaps most noticeably, however, is the change in Phineas, who goes from scrawny to quite buff. Perhaps he's simply been working out in prison?
  • Biological Mashup: The man-kitties.
  • Black Eyes of Crazy: Actually, they're just prosthetics. Foreshadowing though, maybe?
  • Blond Guys Are Evil: Phineas. (And even Schtein before he went grey!)
  • Breakout Character: Marcus was first intended to be one-time-only, but fans liked him so much the artist decided to make him a recurring character.
  • Buffy-Speak: Schtein, surprisingly enough, is quite prone to this when excited or upset.
  • Cast of Snowflakes
  • Days of Future Past: It's set in the 2050's, yet society is that of the 1950's.
  • Dirty Communists: How everyone views the USSR. We haven't actually seen any yet, but considering the above trope...
  • Disappeared Dad: Dr. Schtein has an estranged daughter named Alice. Schtein's father also died soon after he was born.
  • Divided States of America
  • Dr. Jerk: Schtein, though he's Not That Kind of Doctor.
  • Electronic Eyes: Dr. Herville Schtein
  • Evil Genius: Schtein's future. At the moment he's just on the 'genius' side.
  • Eye Scream: The comic starts shortly after an accident that resulted in Schtein's eyes melting out of his head. Laurence had an eye gouged out by a so far unseen character.
  • Flat What: Schtein's reaction when he's been told that he's been assigned to the garbage duty at the prison.
  • Foe Yay: Dr. Schtein and Dr. Benjamin Langstrom have this in spades. Even as a delirium tremens-induced hallucination, Langstrom has a tendency to address Schtein as 'Hervy' and 'darling'.
    • Given that it has been revealed that Langstrom was secretly homosexual, the subtext is probably intentional.
    • Schtein's interactions with Aryan thug Drew MacManus have a bit of this as well; both get very handsy with each other, even the germaphobic Schtein. Schtein even straddles him right before the stabbing begins.

MacManus: You disrespected me, so I'm not really content with merely beating your ass, boy. I'm pretty much gonna have to break you. By the time I'm done, you'll be begging for more beatings.

Phineas: No, no, no. Don't. Be. Dense. I know you, Dr. Herville Albert Schtein.
Schtein: Oh God. You've got a weird crush on me, don't you?

Schtein: How, exactly, are you contacting them? Telepathic waves? Cloned messenger pigeons? Secret phone in your shoe?