Suckiness Is Painful/Quotes

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"During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning", four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off."
"I'm only on page four. This comic is 48 pages long. Expect a lot of crying in this episode."
Linkara, on the comic book of Bimbos in Time

Charlie: Did [Edward] hurt you?

Mike: In the sense that boredom can be painful, yes.
"That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!"
Calculon, Futurama