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"Sometimes the best way to deal with a mad man is to send in another madman..."
  • Lizards ate all the pidgeons*

Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
Skinner: No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!

Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
The Simpsons, showing this trope being done 4 times in a row.

(running from a battleplate)
Tagii: There. Now we have an ally.
Ennesby: That's not an ally! That's a Pa'anuri! Anything with an annie-plant is going to get devoured with extreme prejudice!
Tagii: And the biggest annie-plants in the town belong to?
Ennesby: I think we still get eaten if we're saved for dessert.

Schlock Mercenary 16 December 2012