Sunglasses at Night/Quotes

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can
So I can
Watch you weave then breath your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night

—Corey Heart, "Sunglasses at Night" (the Trope Namer but not an example)

Unknown Soldier P1: Hold it, partner. I know the light's bad around here, but... I don't think that babe was that dark. Do you?
Roll Caskett: (Well, that's what they get for wearing their sunglasses in lighting like this...)

—Namco x Capcom

Vince Latello: Cause when you're cool, the sun shines on you 24 hours a day.

—My Science Project

Random guy: Hey, can you see with those on?
The Corinthian: Yeah man, I can see. I can see everything just fine.

—The Sandman

Bob Howard: Hey, what's with the mirrorshades? 'S nighttime, y'know?
Mook 1: It's the eyeliner. You think wearing mirrorshades at night looks stupid, you should try carrying an MP-5 with a black jumpsuit and beret while wearing eye shadow.
Mook 2: Cosmetics don't go with G.I. Joe.

—The Jennifer Morgue

Elwood: It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

—The Blues Brothers

Too many MC's not enough mikes, exit your show like I exit the turnpike
Dice and dynomite like Dolomite, double do's been like I don't Dick Van Dyke
Starlight to starbrite the freaks come out at night
Like my man Wyclef-"I wear my sunglasses at night"

—The Fugees: How Many Mics?

Anna Navarre: Don't tell me you're going to wear your sunglasses during a night operation?
JC Denton: My vision is augmented.

—Deus Ex

Dad: Ace, what time is it?
Ace: Seven o'clock!
Dad: PM! And you are not Corey Hart! You have neither the charisma nor the poise. I wear my tinted spectacles in the evening, so I can, so I can...read the periodicals.

—Awesome Video Games, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!

Coach Pardus: Any questions about hunting in pitch-black night?
Bruno, Fiona and Rhonda: (thinking) Yeah. Why's Rudy wearing sunglasses?

—Kevin and Kell November 24, 1998

Gendo Ikari wears sunglasses in the dark. BECAUSE HE CAN!

—One of JesuOtaku's snark titles in her Neon Genesis Evangelion Mega Review

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