Super Mario (franchise)/Haiku

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Plumber and princess
And very horny turtle
Damn that Hammer Bro

—Freezair For A Limited Time

One world, Bowser-free.
Where have they put my reward?
Another castle.

—beemoh

Like the moon over
The day, my genius and brawn
Are lost on these fools.

—Super Mario RPG, Bowser

Thank you, Mario
But our princess is (yet) in
Another castle.

—Enlong

I see a dragon
Princess and turtles as well
Shouldn't eat mushrooms.

—Elan

Peach: kidnapped again.
Mario to the rescue
(Also, Luigi).

—The Hero Hartmut

The show is over.
But, until next time, my friends,
DO THE MARIO!

We rushed right over
To discover- Scapelli!
He beat us again!


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